Thursday, September 17, 2015

Homeland Security Division

PH CEO Karla Fidora told a group of analysts last week "now is the time to decisively move forward and honor the heroes of the War on Terror by forming our own Homeland Security Division and tap into the reckless federal spending and general paranoia that remains in the market place today".
The new division will include a variety of existing PH business units such as Invisible Ink Operations in Helena, MT. The new division will fund development of advanced new products and technologies including the color printing group's life sized cardboard cutout National Guardsman (with or with out M16)  that are being installed at airport security checkpoints around the country. The division also will begin development of consumer products, such as laser printer compatible duct tape. 

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